Mother Used To Say

~Mother Used To Say ~

Poor Pitiful Pearl

Is what she said to me,

Be careful that lip

You’ll step on it

Gee Gosh Oh Golly Oh Gee!

I do get in a way sometimes

And throw a terrible fit,

Cant help the worries from time to time

Gee Gosh Oh Golly OH S**T!

Love You Mom!

By Kelly Katzenberger

11-16-09

To Cold For Words

Its to cold for words

All I do is shiver

I try to speak

But my lips just quiver.

Another cold day

In Alaska divine

Some heat would be nice

Oh beautiful sunshine.

For now I'll wrap up

In my polar fleece blanky
Got one?

Get one.....

or

You’ll freeze your spanky!

It was -1 degrees this morning 11-16-09

By: Kelly Katzenberger